You know you're a twink when...

So, I realize that I have been spending too much time on my alts (away from my main) when I start to say things like:

"He needs a new weapon, 'cause that one is just ugly."

Huh? When did this happen? How shall I rectify this situation?

0_o
I'll get him a new weapon.
That'll fix it...

~Cheers, Scott

Lie? Me? Never! The Truth is far too much fun!